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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Danny . . . 

And a Whole Bunch MORE!

What the hell is that? Danny was born in Houston, Texas when he was very young. This did not amaze the doctors.

Anyway, he was involved in lots of sports activities that he thought would attract chicks. This did not work as well as he hoped, so he begged his parents for a drum set. His parents were amazingly resistant to his endless whining so he settled for a saxophone.This began the "band dork" phase of his career.

For those unfamiliar with the term "band dork", it simply means a person who for some unknown reason will devote a tremendous amount of time and energy to doing marching exercises with a sadistic individual called a "band director" while wearing a torture device known as a "band uniform". These kids work very hard only to be referred to as "band dorks" by their fellow students.

This did not bring the flood of chicks Danny thought it would.

The next instrument was a Baldwin console piano. While his parents bought a large supply of earplugs Danny worked very hard to play songs that chicks would dig. Around this time, Mr. Blitz managed to convince his parents to buy him an acoustic guitar. He lied convincingly that he would only play John Denver and Willie Nelson songs on it. Also around this time, Danny lied about his age to begin working at a local restaurant and starting saving his pennies. Soon he had the HOLY GRAIL in his hands! A plywood Electric Guitar and a 10 watt transistor amp!! DISTORTION!! FEEDBACK!! OUT OF TUNE SOLOS!!

This one is for the ladies...

The piano was soon forgotten...

Now that little Danny had an instrument that would produce the proper testosterone pleasing roar he had to figure out what to do with it. To discover the forces that twisted his musical direction we must backtrack a bit. There were a handful of records from his earliest childhood that had shaped his tastes.

They were: (in no particular order)
-David Bowie “Changes” compilation
-Hank Williams (Sr.) Greatest Hits
-Buddy Holly's Greatest Hits
-The Everly Brothers' Greatest Hits
-Walt Disney's "The Jungle Book" soundtrack
-Bluegrass music blasted out by his West Virginia-born Mother

Danny thought it was perfectly logical to play these style of tunes with a "Van Halen" type of guitar sound. His sound was born kicking and screaming.

This also made it impossible to find musicians to form a band with. All of the budding musicians he knew were listening to progressive rock or metal or some other such stuff. He resigned himself to never being a "real musician".

Eventually Danny found some players that were so weird that nobody else would put up with them, and "The Blitz" was born.

This was a REALLY STRANGE BAND. For example, at one show Danny insisted on having a bugle solo between EACH SONG. This despite the fact that NO ONE in the band could actually play the bugle.

How's my hair look?

This was before Danny was the singer in the group. The singer called himself "Mark Ten" and he and Mr. Blitz wrote songs about pirates, girls with questionable sexuality, and the evening news.

This version of "The Blitz" consumed a GREAT DEAL of beer and destroyed a fairly respectable amount of equipment. Alas, as all weird things must end, this version of the Blitz finally imploded.

A very, very important event occurred at one of the last shows of the first version of "The Blitz". Danny won a small 4 track recorder. Now armed with his guitar, a borrowed bass, a Radio Shack microphone, and a cheesy "Dr. Rhythm" drum machine, he could realize his pure musical vision! Songs about Elvis and girls who would wouldn't go out with him flowed forth like a discounted 12 pack of Shaefer beer! Another important piece of the puzzle is that Danny had a real talent for staying unemployed.

After a few months of writing lots of wacky tunes about cutting his hair with a chainsaw, Mr. Blitz decided it was time form another band...

Enter "The Blitz" - the sequel.

Now Danny was the singer, songwriter, and lead guitarist of the band. Another important event occurred at this time. Danny finally heard The Ramones. He realized that he was playing PUNK ROCK!! This may be hard for someone to believe, as the Ramones had been around a LONG TIME. But it is absolutely true.

Now he realized there were A LOT of twisted people out there. And now HE HAD TO SING ABOUT IT!

"The Blitz" performed all over Houston playing mostly Danny's songs and a few covers such as "God Save The Queen" and "Your Cheating Heart". Danny met The Ramones at this time. Anyway, "The Blitz" finally split up and Danny decided to move on…

Touring around the country and brief stays in Nashville and Washington DC finally led Danny to Los Angeles… Hollywood to be exact. YEAH BABY!

Hollywood has been an interesting experience for Danny. Here are some highlights:

Danny signed a contract with MTV and the Osbournes show to use his song If Ozzy Was My Dad ” on Season 2 and the “Osbournes Phenomenon Special”.

SONY Television paid bucks for using Danny's tune "Too Be Alone" on Dawson's Creek.

At the same time, Danny won an LA Music Award for "Outstanding Acheivement In Songwriting"

Also during this period,  Danny won " Best Solo Artist" Iin the Rock City News Awards. ROCK!!!!

The band won the LA Rock War 2000 and attained the title of “Best Live Band In Southern California ” Yeeeehaaw!

Danny was nominated for “Songwriter of the Year” in the Los Angeles Music Awards.

Lots of cool press.

Danny has just appeared in his first movie! He plays a high school athlete/greaser in a 50’s romantic comedy. The film entitled “The Trouble With Lou” was a winner at the Slamdance Film Festival and will be released later in 2002.

He has been hanging out with Leif Garrett. He is a nice guy.

Danny has brain cancer but is back in the saddle!

If ya wanna chat about this...
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